So some of you are likely wondering. Why is Rod of Danger taking so long? Are you just gonna give up like your last projects? Why are you a lazy bum? Does your hobo ass even have a job or a home? Wanna eat my ass for dinner since you have no dinner you fucking homeless cunt?

Let me answer these FAQ one by one.

1. Rod of Danger is taking so long because writing instrumentals is easy, writing lyrics is when it gets hard. Also I have multiple projects going, I will elaborate more here*
2. Nope, I won't give up, I promised not to, and I still like this idea, just like I still like the Last Breath idea, but Last Breath was canceled/put on hold because I planned that to be a full band and I got nowhere with that hope.
3. I do dress like a bum with ripped clothes, but I am not one. I am also not lazy! >:(
4. I do indeed have a home. As for job, it depends how you look at it. I am LEGALLY unemployed, yes, but I am sorta kinda hired online by a indie dev group, I will elaborate more here**
5. I will eat all of your asses but not for dinner and not because I'm hungry, but because I love you all and I love ass even more than all of you.

*I have so much projects going. On youtube I have 2 video series going on, one called "gay analysis videos" where I basically make videos where I get all philosophical and literal and logical and make up BS theories just to call various things gay. The other is called That's B.S.! and it's basically me yelled and getting pissed off at average every day problems, so basically, it's no different than a Ticked Off Vic or You Know What's Bullshit?! episode, only difference is mine is unproduced and not taken as a serious series, I do those just for fun cause even though it sucks to have to complain, it's still fun to do it anyways, which is why I do it when I have problems, it's a way of coping with my issues cause complaining about simple shit is so fun. What's not fun is having to. I only do it when I feel it's warranted. Plus I have a Roblox clothing group I'm managing and making all the clothes for, which is soon gonna be TOTALLY squashed by a new Roblox update requiring a Robux fee for every clothing uploaded, more shit I can't afford and get to complain about. And I also am working more on another album in the background on the down-low....so I figure I shouldn't keep this one from you guys. Which brings me to:

**There is an indie game dev group called Retro Multaque. They are producing a survival horror game called Infinite Isolation and are getting pretty far actually! They're almost done, the game release was delayed a few times but they're really close. I've seen demonstrations of the game and it looks super great and professional-like! And the funny thing is, it's just a bunch of teenagers with computers! How crazy is that?! Impressive! Sadly I can't play until I get a new computer that works well, but once I do, I'm gonna play the fuck out of that game! There is a demo available, I will link you guys to it at the bottom of this post. Anyways, I have the WONDERFUL privilege of getting to do the music for the game, and, you all know me, so I decided to break the common chain of these games just being ambience, and I had to make sure this game was METAL AF! \m/ you guys will thank me. I'm rerecording, improving, and adding more length to the songs from the game and adding a few extra unused songs to a soundtrack album that's not done, but will be done in the middle of January, 2021. Everything's already written, it's only a matter of recording and producing it now. It'll be on bandcamp and you will all be able to buy the mp3s to the whole album for only $5, or you can buy individual songs at 50¢ a track. Unfortunately I don't think I will make CDs of this one unless it's requested enough! If it is then I'll TOTALLY make CDs for all of yous. The album is NOT released yet but is already way closer to being done than Rod of Danger is, and will be released in about 2 weeks or so. And guys, be sure to buy and play the game when it comes out, these guys have been working hard for over a year now on their first game and it's coming along SO well, you'll be so glad you played it. I can't thank you guys enough for sticking around, or Retro Multaque for letting me record on their games. It's always been a dream of mine to have my name in a video game's credits haha, maybe not for doing the music, but hey, I'll take it! Let's try to keep things moving this year. For any more info that I may have forgotten to provide, comment or PM me!

Links:

The bandcamp page I'll release the album on: https://joshabatecola.bandcamp.com/releases

John's YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/c/EnderJohnplays-games/videos

The first I.I trailer my music was in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRM3jaxeQdw

A video of John talking about the games in production (includes gameplay footage): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvtnuqzIhZk

Itch.io link to the demo: https://enderjohn.itch.io/infinite-isolation

GameJolt link to the demo: https://gamejolt.com/games/infiniteisolation/469890

Link to a shirt I made on Roblox to promote the game: https://www.roblox.com/catalog/6164506879/Infinite-Isolation-Shortsleeve

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